I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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