You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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