I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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