I heard we made out
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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