They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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