My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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