Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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