one two three fourrrrnication!
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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