i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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