I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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