How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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