tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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