PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
