i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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