Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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