Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
