god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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