O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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