Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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