Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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