Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
two words...techno handjob
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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