We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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