Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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