so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
can u get pink eye on your cock?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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