I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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