I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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