he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Drake has all the answers
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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