But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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