U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
