RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
