it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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