i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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