is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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