Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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