I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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