I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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