Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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