You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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