Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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