We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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