I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
