I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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