what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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