: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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