singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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