I wish I only lived at night.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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