I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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