From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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