This dress was meant to end up on your floor
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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