they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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