i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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